Ball Air

After years of working on the designs and concepts, we're proud to announce the release of our first line of Ball Air sneakers.  They will be available in fall 09, sold exclusively through the Ballatician$ iStore.  The inaugural launch will include three models.

The 'NoHoMo' work-boot redefines masculinity.  Rugged leather panels and a denim toebox remind women of the catcalls they hear walking by a construction site. Each pair is guaranteed to be larger than a goat's nuts.  Two colorways:  Salmon/Flesh and Halo Green/Unreal Tournament Pewter. A solid, steel-toed kick in your image's ass.

The 'Snatch Master' attracts vagina like Chuck Norris attracts WoW nerds.  This black and gold running shoe is made with 69k gold.  Platinum cross-stitching really makes the shoe pop. Beyond its swag value, the 'Snatch Master' also happens to be the most advanced running shoe currently on the market.  Not only will you look fresh, but you can back your shit up and run someone the fuck down.

The 'ekiN' is really just a pair of beat up Destroyers. We re-sewed the swoosh symbol upside down.  Limited to 1. $5

We're still looking to offload 50,000+ copies of J. Vanacore's How to Ball Air: NBA2k9 Strategy Guide