'Michaud Me Da Money' and I just abandoned our attempt at the nytimes.com uber-hard kenken shit. we tried the 8x8 and we've just been struggling for an hour. We can't crack the code, even though we're sniping answers off of each other. Michaud's still churning away like a fleshulator (half calculator, half flesh).
A fleshulator sounds a lot like fleshlight, which is a flashlight / vagina. That's a pretty baller invention. Imagine (no homo) the invention process. Did the inventor just hollow out a flashlight immediately, or was there a trial and error period? Did he try using toilet paper rolls? What was his prototype, a flashlight with sponges? Why did he even get the notion that he had to masturbate with something in the first place? Too lazy for a blowup doll?
Don't misinterpret. I LOVE masturbating.
I love. masturbating.
fleshlight = handheld masturbation unit
ReplyDeletehand = masturbation unit
holding hand = handheld
holding hand + hand = handheld masturbation unit
holding hands = fleshlight
STOP HOLDING HANDS