The setting: in the living room, playing donkey kong.
Lou: Crim loves the barrel. He's the king of the barrel
Justin: I'm rolling two joints with the rest of the weed
Lou: meep
Crim: Oh this song rules
Lou: You could make this a sweet song. Or not actually. You could make it a sweet rock song.
Crim: Shit.
Lou: You almost just killed yourself like an epic n00b
Nick: Damn Crim you're good at this.
Crim: I hate these guys.
Lou: They're monkeys throwing barrels.
Justin: They kind of look like Lou
Lou: They kind of look like me
Justin: It smells like soy sauce in here.
Crim: Is this our blog?
Nick: I want it so bad, and I'm the only one here.
Lou: Are you gonna smoke that joint?
Justin: I have the lighter right now unless you want to go out and smoke a cigarette
Lou: You guys run out of matches?
Jesse: ha
Jesse: Franco!
Crim: We have three weeks left
Nick: You see that Crim, I was all over his head
Justin: should we smoke both of these?
Lou: lets just smoke one and see
Jesse: smoke both
Nick: we know what's gonna happen when we smoke one
Justin: things that are rational don't fly. We play warcraft for 14hours straight. We smoke weed literally like its our job. We applied to get this job blazing
Jesse: We the best!
Nick: we're some of them
Crim: what kids?
Lou: those kids, when I showed up at the chapel and you guys were freebasing?
Jesse: I say nay to that crocodile. I always die here, every time.
Lou: can you skip a barrel?
Crim: you just have to be a G
The conversation, post-joint
ReplyDeleteCrim: I remember getting it back in the day
Jesse: you have to roll off it and jump
Nick: I don't think that's how you make it
Justin: do it man, go for it
Lou: if you land on the platform you're fucked
Justin: yo get this shit dog you got this its all you.
Jesse: is it there?
Justin: oh it isn't there! Vagina Sluts!
Lou: I'm stoned. I should stop smoking so much weed and do some work. That shit's not simple. Solve for this, solve for this, profit maximize this, freaking do bullshit, do an hour and a half of math and then you'll find the answer
Nick: you have to maximize a lot of profits
Lou: it's retarded
Justin: epic fail
Crim: this is how you should always blog from now on
Nick: IRL conversations are the best
Crim: Yo, be donkey kong
Jesse: I can't it won't let me
Justin: these guys are fucked up
Jesse: no I just keep fucking up
Nick: oh! chompy dude
Nick: yo you missed the... yo
(stage complete)
the next stage:
ReplyDeleteJesse: I can't feel my legs anymore
Lou: you can sit in a chair
Jesse: where's diddy, I need him. I hear you diddy.
Lou: look out for the snake!
Justin: penis face. Piss!
Crim: wanna play, Justin?
Lou: woah, ok Crim
Jesse: (singing)
Crim: woops, I got hasty
Jesse: ow, what is this poking me?
Justin: (bwok)
Jesse: this cave is so tight
Vince: don't fuck this up
Jesse: you should try to kill that bee. I'm only saying that because I know its getting written down. You should doody-stomp that bee.
Nick: It's crazy that blogging is changing the nature of our conversations
Crim: It's kind of like if someone predicts the future
Justin: Is that it?
Jesse: he can definitely tell us what we just said
Crim: we've gotten this far before
Nick: These are the elevators they were talking about
Jesse: Nice life
Crim: a lot of this game takes patience.
(laughter)
Jesse: fuck that bee
Nick: tight
Lou: apparently that's how it works
(repeated deaths)
I will now transcribe a conversation with the Ballatician$ as I hear it.
ReplyDeleteThe setting: in the living room, playing donkey kong.
Lou: Crim loves the barrel. He's the king of the barrel
Justin: I'm rolling two joints with the rest of the weed
Lou: meep
Crim: Oh this song rules
Lou: You could make this a sweet song. Or not actually. You could make it a sweet rock song.
Crim: Shit.
Lou: You almost just killed yourself like an epic n00b
Nick: Damn Crim you're good at this.
Crim: I hate these guys.
Lou: They're monkeys throwing barrels.
Justin: They kind of look like Lou
Lou: They kind of look like me
Justin: It smells like soy sauce in here.
Crim: Is this our blog?
Nick: I want it so bad, and I'm the only one here.
Lou: Are you gonna smoke that joint?
Justin: I have the lighter right now unless you want to go out and smoke a cigarette
Lou: You guys run out of matches?
Jesse: ha
Jesse: Franco!
Crim: We have three weeks left
Nick: You see that Crim, I was all over his head
Justin: should we smoke both of these?
Lou: lets just smoke one and see
Jesse: smoke both
Nick: we know what's gonna happen when we smoke one
Justin: things that are rational don't fly. We play warcraft for 14hours straight. We smoke weed literally like its our job. We applied to get this job blazing
Jesse: We the best!
Nick: we're some of them
Crim: what kids?
Lou: those kids, when I showed up at the chapel and you guys were freebasing?
Jesse: I say nay to that crocodile. I always die here, every time.
Lou: can you skip a barrel?
Crim: you just have to be a G