The real question is...

Not "why ya nipples so dusty," but rather what shoes to cop? The contestants are Clarks desert boots or Clarks wallabees.
Xzibit A: Desert Boots

Xzibit B: Wallabees

As we all know, Ghostface, the wallabee champ, reps the latter hard, so the Wu-tang in me wants that. Though the wallabees are classic, there's a certain untouchable timelessness about the desert boots. According to Emily Peters (thanks Em), the durability on the desert boots are questionable, though this might go for all Clarks in general nowadays. The wallabees are 15-30 dollars more but that shit is CUSHION. I just don't know. What do y'all think?

Early Morning Prep

It's about 330 in the morning right now and I'm awake. I'm not awake because I was partying, or because of a cypher that went on forever, but rather because I've chewed and swallowed so many cough drops that I'm on a sugar high. I'm pacing around my room in spurs shorts and socks trying to /w people, but I can't find anyone to /w. Speaking of /w, I think that we should all take a moment to join the world of WoW. The world of world of wobblebass. Keep it in your heeeeaaaddddd. ALso, check this out:

No Concert

It's official. I have terrible managerial skills. The concert's been cancelled. look for more in the future.

CONCERT SATURDAY

ITS OFFICIAL, AMATEUR PROSE IS HOSTING A SHOW AT THE CALIFORNIA INSTITUTE OF ABNORMALARTS. LINEUP WILL BE ANNOUNCED

Maybe It Was Steven Seagal

We continue to strive for uberexclusivity